Well, finally it's Sunday, end of the week for me. A time for some serious reflection. Rememberance day as well. After a busy week I have 2 days off. Hmmmmm, what to do with said time. I'll go to the village Monument at 11:00am for the rememberence service, then scrub the cellar, clean the cottage then twiddle my thumbs.

Speaking to a regular last night, Dave the Bass, we realised that Mr Carr, the great quit smoking guru died of lung cancer and the chap in New York that made jogging popular died of a heart attack whilst jogging. Now there's a nail in the coffin of irony. We both decided that after we'd finished our ciggaretettes we'd best walk back to the bar.

Highlight of the week. MET a WOMAN. Very nice! She stayed with us for a week whilst on a training program. Her name is Elrian. Even the name rings out like a sweet C sharp major. My heart is still all a flutter. A very vocal, outspoken attractive Welsh beauty who had me enthralled within a nano second. Why oh why I asked myself. For all you agricultural types out there, she works for Genus, the largest cattle breeder in the world for you lay men. When she asked what it was that I found attractive about her, I simply and honestly replied, it's the erotic excotic aroma of MOO POO! Yes that's right peeps, she shoves her hand up Cows private parts for a living. How attractive is that. So if anybody know's Elrian from South Wales Tell her Greg is totally smitten and sings her name like a mantra.

Well, just got back from the memorial service, very moving.

Mr J Oconner a local horse breeder, arable farmer and general know it all had a fun afternoon yesterday.
Whilst fitting a new kitchen he discovers that the kitchen top he ordered is 6" too short. Having confidence in the supplier he purchased said work top from he immediately set about returning it for the correct size. Imagine his total dismay when the asst told him they had run out of said design when there was a 20' legnth right in fron of their eyes. "Thats for display purposes said the assistant." Well mr Oconner was having none of this and promptly asked to speak to the manager. Being the drones that these employees are, the manager has exactly the same reply. Well, not to be out done Mr O'conner returns to his truck and retrieved his trusty petrol driven CHAINSAW and proceeds to cut the legnth of work top he requires, panick ensues, customers and staff alike our having visions of the Texas chainsaw massacre. The police take swift action and reprimand Mr O'conner with a stern lecture about the correct usage of said chainsaw a calm was restored. Finally a sensible Bobby. Most would have arrested him for health and safety reasons as i'm sure he didn't do a risk assesment first. Anyhow, he got his kitchen work top and finished the job nicely.

Well, have a good day all, speak soon. Gman1